Here’s where I start to write whatever occurs to me.
I’m glad the internet wasn’t around when I was a kid or I would have undoubtedly put some adolescent journal thing up on someone’s website and I’d be terrifically embarrassed right now.
Alright, I think it’s fair to say that my witticisms have lost a bit of their charm and my charmicisms have lost a bit of their wit.
Before you go, riddle me this one thing. If the atom is the fundamental unit of our universe and Adam was the first human made in God’s own image, does that mean that there was a Tom before there was Adam?